1. my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies.

    (Source: girlmentality, via skankypotato)

  2. gossipinq:

    i tried to take this water spilling out of the water bottle pic at this waterfall and my mum happened to be in the picture and she looks like she is getting crushed by the bottle 

    (via gnarly)

  3. (Source: humoristics, via gnarly)

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  5. officialunitedstates:

    the year is 2022.  government surveillance is at an all time high.  in an effort to keep a minimum degree of privacy, everyone starts using typewriters again.  typewriter sales go through the roof and i make a fortune because i invested heavily in typewriter stock in 2021

  8. minecraftserverfinder:

    Minecraft cake by my mom. Using rice krispies as sand, and jello as water. - more at http://ift.tt/1a7N3av

  9. milliondollarnigga:


    (Source: everblessedpumpum)

  10. milliondollarnigga:

    dumping extendos out the whip

    (Source: colenoapparel)